Tony is taking me to the MIL's for early Christmas fun, and then Christmas Eve, with his family tomorrow. Then we are going to spend Christmas day on into the weekend with my family. Sooooooooo.. before I take off for all the crazy THAT entails.. I thought I would share this stuff that got dropped in my mail before I left. Thank you Karen. :)
This first one.. I know y'all have seen before.. but I like it all the same. Besides.. it counts as a post as far as I am concerned.. and it keeps nyxie off my back for another week... I hope. *smooch*
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual.
On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. 'Really?' she heard whispered. 'I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!' and, 'I didn't know others liked me so much,' were most of the comments.
No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise had accomplished its purpose. The students were happy with themselves and one another. That group of students moved on.
Several years later, one of the students was killed in VietNam and his teacher attended the funeral of that special student. She had never seen a serviceman in a military coffin before. He looked so handsome, so mature. The church was packed with his friends. One by one those who loved him took a last walk by the coffin. The teacher was the last one to bless the coffin.
As she stood there, one of the soldiers who acted as pallbearer came up to her. 'Were you Mark's math teacher?' he asked.
She nodded: 'yes.'
Then he said: 'Mark talked about you a lot.'
After the funeral, most of Mark's former classmates went together to a luncheon. Mark's mother and father were there, obviously waiting to speak with his teacher.
'We want to show you something,' his father said, taking a wallet out of his pocket 'They found this on Mark when he was killed. We thought you might recognize it.'
Opening the billfold, he carefully removed two worn pieces of notebook paper that had obviously been taped, folded and refolded many times. The teacher knew without looking that the papers were the ones on which she had listed all the good things each of Mark's classmates had said about him.
'Thank you so much for doing that,' Mark's mother said. 'As you can see, Mark treasured it.'
All of Mark's former classmates started to gather around. Charlie smiled rather sheepishly and said, 'I still have my list. It's in the top drawer of my desk at home.'
Chuck's wife said, 'Chuck asked me to put his in our wedding album.'
'I have mine too,' Marilyn said. 'It's in my diary.
Then Vicki, another classmate, reached into her pocketbook, took out her wallet and showed her worn and frazzled list to the group. 'I carry this with me at all times,' Vicki said and without batting an eyelash, she continued: 'I think we all saved our lists'
That's when the teacher finally sat down and cried. She cried for Mark and for all his friends who would never see him again.
The density of people in society is so thick that we forget that life will end one day. And we don't know when that one day will be. So please, tell the people you love and care for, that they are special and important.
I love y'uns!!! Truly I do.. even when y'as make me crazy as hell.. I do.. seriously.. I mean it.. Quit snickering damnit!
This next part.. just cracked me up.. and I felt it was also good advice. Shel may want to send it on to Iggy.. he could probably have it tattoo'd on somewhere useful.. ahem. :D
Quote of the day: Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
Yep.. good advice. *nods solemnly*
So anyway.. have a great week... enjoy your holidays... have fun.. do not let your family/friends/whomever drive you to drink unless you have a designated driver.
Love you my family. *hugs tight.. lots of wet smoochie kisses*
Monday, December 22, 2008
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Songs to Stick in your Head
Maybe it is because I just did not get enough sleep.. who knows why.. but I woke up this morning with this old song in my head. Sooooooooooo.. I went to google it and then found it on youtube. Not sure why.. but it reminds me of nyxie.. who could have only been like four or five when it came out.. so.. she probably has not heard it.
Here it is on Youtube. And if that one is not bad enough.. here is another one. lol
Brandon was giving me the funniest look when I listened to these. Like.. umm.. Mom.. have you lost it.. again??? *falls over giggling* Poor kid.. I drag him in here at least once a week to hear some song that is going to make him worry about my sanity.. such as it is.
Here is the one from last week. I told him this was one of the best songs EVER. It was another one stuck in my head. I was on a 50's kick last week. I now have most of the soundtrack from American Graffiti marked in my favorites. Mom has a double CD set of Dick Clark hits from the 50's that we have listened to for years.. so I know most of these songs too. lol So I got this song stuck in Brandon's head now. Evil Mom madness is contagious.. hehehe.
I do get some odd songs in my head from time to time. I will be sure to share them when they come to mind. I am hellful like that.. apparently I am no longer allowed to say I am helpful. Tony and Sheli agree I am very very hellful. *giggles*
Love y'uns!
*smooches*
P.S. This ought to give nyxie a heart attack.. two posts in one week! *laughs maniacally*
Here it is on Youtube. And if that one is not bad enough.. here is another one. lol
Brandon was giving me the funniest look when I listened to these. Like.. umm.. Mom.. have you lost it.. again??? *falls over giggling* Poor kid.. I drag him in here at least once a week to hear some song that is going to make him worry about my sanity.. such as it is.
Here is the one from last week. I told him this was one of the best songs EVER. It was another one stuck in my head. I was on a 50's kick last week. I now have most of the soundtrack from American Graffiti marked in my favorites. Mom has a double CD set of Dick Clark hits from the 50's that we have listened to for years.. so I know most of these songs too. lol So I got this song stuck in Brandon's head now. Evil Mom madness is contagious.. hehehe.
I do get some odd songs in my head from time to time. I will be sure to share them when they come to mind. I am hellful like that.. apparently I am no longer allowed to say I am helpful. Tony and Sheli agree I am very very hellful. *giggles*
Love y'uns!
*smooches*
P.S. This ought to give nyxie a heart attack.. two posts in one week! *laughs maniacally*
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Thanksgiving and stuff
Okay so after much much much MUCH nagging on the part of nyxie I am finally blogging again. Granted I have made her wait for two months, but I am not promising anything spectacular here. I will, however, try to post more often.
I managed to get out of the house finally. Yay me! The agoraphobia has been painfully in charge for the last several months.. so I had not been outside.. okay nobody faint here.. since July when I came back from Rachel's (my sister with the twins). I was starting to get a little stir crazy I guess, but not so much that the anxiety was pushed down enough for me to actually go somewhere. Going to Mom's (familiar territory) was safe.. so I went. Brandon and I spent a few days there over Thanksgiving.
We had a really wonderful turkey day. I almost stayed at Mom's and missed the activities because my arthritis in my legs was acting up, but one lil old hydrocodone later and I was on my way. I was nervous about going to my brother's house. I had not been there before and so I was not sure about maneuvering whatever steps or other mobility blocks I may have to encounter. I found when I got there that if Mom pulled right up in front I could just go down two steps.. walk three steps.. and I was inside.. where my wheelchair was already waiting for me. Easy peasy.. I was all set.
I know I had explained before about how my weight and legs keep me from getting around very well. Maybe now it is a little more clear about how this works against me with the agoraphobia too. It is bad enough having to go out.. but when I am going somewhere that I have never been.. the thought really terrifies me. Am I going to be able to get where I need to go before my legs give out.. am I going to fall... will I embarrass myself??? That is bad enough.. but the sociophobia makes it ten times worse if I am going to be in public. Doing this at a family encounter is not so bad. I know I have lots of love and support.. not to mention big guys to help me up. My brothers, brother-in-law and husband are all big strong guys. I am pretty safe there.
Soooooo.. for the actual deal. We had a ball. Seriously.. one of the best Thanksgivings I have ever had. There was way too much food, but it was all fabulous. We had a great time just spending time together. I always enjoy time with my family so much. We fight once in a while, but for the most part we really just laugh a lot and get along so well. My brother had a couple from church there. So that was a little more anxiety, but the people were so nice, and I was with family, so it was all really no problem. In fact, I really look forward to seeing them again at other family get-togethers I enjoyed them so much.
My brother has a Wii. I told Tony we have to have one. He says maybe in March.. we will see. Brandon and I had so much fun playing the Wii with everyone. Brandon kicked butt on almost everything he played, and I even beat my sister-in-law when we played tennis on it. I can play from my wheelchair! *laughs* I found out that I have a mean backhand. It really was a ball, and I think it would be good exercise for Brandon and for me as well if we had one. I know it would encourage me to move more, and that is always a good thing.
Brandon spent the rest of the weekend with Tony's sister. I was supposed to spend the time there too, but due to the monthly hell I came home. I just did not feel like dealing with it away from home. It was nice to have some time with Tony. We played some games on the computer together, and watched some TV.. hung out.. talked a lot. I never get tired of that. We really do enjoy our time, and we have such interesting conversations some times.
Oh.. if you like Sci Fi.. you have to check out Sci Fi channel's program called Sanctuary. It has Amanda Tapping in it. She was on Stargate SG-1. Tony and I love it. We watch it on the internet.. from the Sci Fi channel website. Check it out.
Okay.. this should be more than enough to satisfy nyxie.. lol. I am going to go help the kid do homework since he just walked in.
Love y'all. *smooches*
I managed to get out of the house finally. Yay me! The agoraphobia has been painfully in charge for the last several months.. so I had not been outside.. okay nobody faint here.. since July when I came back from Rachel's (my sister with the twins). I was starting to get a little stir crazy I guess, but not so much that the anxiety was pushed down enough for me to actually go somewhere. Going to Mom's (familiar territory) was safe.. so I went. Brandon and I spent a few days there over Thanksgiving.
We had a really wonderful turkey day. I almost stayed at Mom's and missed the activities because my arthritis in my legs was acting up, but one lil old hydrocodone later and I was on my way. I was nervous about going to my brother's house. I had not been there before and so I was not sure about maneuvering whatever steps or other mobility blocks I may have to encounter. I found when I got there that if Mom pulled right up in front I could just go down two steps.. walk three steps.. and I was inside.. where my wheelchair was already waiting for me. Easy peasy.. I was all set.
I know I had explained before about how my weight and legs keep me from getting around very well. Maybe now it is a little more clear about how this works against me with the agoraphobia too. It is bad enough having to go out.. but when I am going somewhere that I have never been.. the thought really terrifies me. Am I going to be able to get where I need to go before my legs give out.. am I going to fall... will I embarrass myself??? That is bad enough.. but the sociophobia makes it ten times worse if I am going to be in public. Doing this at a family encounter is not so bad. I know I have lots of love and support.. not to mention big guys to help me up. My brothers, brother-in-law and husband are all big strong guys. I am pretty safe there.
Soooooo.. for the actual deal. We had a ball. Seriously.. one of the best Thanksgivings I have ever had. There was way too much food, but it was all fabulous. We had a great time just spending time together. I always enjoy time with my family so much. We fight once in a while, but for the most part we really just laugh a lot and get along so well. My brother had a couple from church there. So that was a little more anxiety, but the people were so nice, and I was with family, so it was all really no problem. In fact, I really look forward to seeing them again at other family get-togethers I enjoyed them so much.
My brother has a Wii. I told Tony we have to have one. He says maybe in March.. we will see. Brandon and I had so much fun playing the Wii with everyone. Brandon kicked butt on almost everything he played, and I even beat my sister-in-law when we played tennis on it. I can play from my wheelchair! *laughs* I found out that I have a mean backhand. It really was a ball, and I think it would be good exercise for Brandon and for me as well if we had one. I know it would encourage me to move more, and that is always a good thing.
Brandon spent the rest of the weekend with Tony's sister. I was supposed to spend the time there too, but due to the monthly hell I came home. I just did not feel like dealing with it away from home. It was nice to have some time with Tony. We played some games on the computer together, and watched some TV.. hung out.. talked a lot. I never get tired of that. We really do enjoy our time, and we have such interesting conversations some times.
Oh.. if you like Sci Fi.. you have to check out Sci Fi channel's program called Sanctuary. It has Amanda Tapping in it. She was on Stargate SG-1. Tony and I love it. We watch it on the internet.. from the Sci Fi channel website. Check it out.
Okay.. this should be more than enough to satisfy nyxie.. lol. I am going to go help the kid do homework since he just walked in.
Love y'all. *smooches*
Sunday, October 5, 2008
TENJOOBERRYMUDS
Be patient, take a break and read this through. When you reach the end, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND:
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...
The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......
Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees..morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh.... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow July den?"
Guest: ".....What??"
Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
Guest: "I... don't think so."
RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RoomService: "We bodder?"
Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
RoomService: "Wad?!?"
Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side"
RoomService: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."
RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."
Guest: "You're welcome"
Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do, don't you!
GOD Bless America
*giggles* I had to share that. My sister Jenny sent it.
The weekend was quiet. I missed Tony. Brandon and I had a good time watching movies and stuff. Tony is home, and the house is no longer quiet, but boy are we glad he is home. I love you all.
*smooches*
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...
The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......
Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees..morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh.... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow July den?"
Guest: ".....What??"
Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
Guest: "I... don't think so."
RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RoomService: "We bodder?"
Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
RoomService: "Wad?!?"
Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side"
RoomService: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."
RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."
Guest: "You're welcome"
Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do, don't you!
GOD Bless America
*giggles* I had to share that. My sister Jenny sent it.
The weekend was quiet. I missed Tony. Brandon and I had a good time watching movies and stuff. Tony is home, and the house is no longer quiet, but boy are we glad he is home. I love you all.
*smooches*
Friday, October 3, 2008
Movies, the weekend and the kid
Well the weekend is here, and Tony will be leaving for Chattanooga in a bit. I hate it when he is gone all weekend, but I also understand that his mom has no one else to help her do the things around the house that she is no longer capable of doing herself.
Realizing that we would not have time to spend together this weekend we stayed up late last night watching movies and stuff. Tony managed to find a decent copy of The Dark Knight, Hancock, The Lost Boys II: The Tribe (or whatever it is called.. Tony came in and told me what it was as he was reading what I had already written over my shoulder. Thanks baby!), and a really awesome copy of Ironman.
I had seen Ironman before, but it was a bad cam copy the first time.. so we watched this newer copy earlier this week. I liked the movie.. both times. I always loved Robert Downey Jr. It really bothered me when he lost his mind a few years ago. I wondered if we were ever going to get to see him act again, and I am relieved and happy for him that he managed to pull his shit together. Ironman is good if you like big, loud, noisy, violent hero movies. Obviously in this house we do as three of the four movies downloaded this week are that type of movie. lol
Last night we watched The Dark Knight. I had seen the prequel, Batman Begins, and I had really enjoyed this take on the Batman story. I finally felt like I had a better understanding of the wheres and the whys of how the character was turned into this dark vigilante. The Dark Knight carries on, and the Batman is really pushed to his limits by the Joker. It is a long movie, and is very dark, but the story is good if you are a superhero type fan... and I am. You do have to pay attention or you can get a little lost, and some of the plot twists are tricky. It was well worth the time though.
I have to admit I was a little hesitant about watching this movie at first. After all the hoopla about Heath Ledger dying I was not sure I wanted to see him play this character. I am glad I have though. I was a little sad knowing it was one of his final performances, but he did an amazing job. He really pulled out all the stops to make the Joker come alive. It makes me wonder if the day in and day out of being the Joker did not contribute to some of the problems that caused his death. I had seen, and had loved, him in The Patriot and Casanova. I liked him in both. There will be another movie coming out next year that was his final project, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. I never saw Brokeback Mountain, and I am not sure I want to see it, but I will try to see this other movie when it is released.
Brandon and I are going to watch Hancock this weekend, and I will wait for Tony to see The Lost Boys. I know there are a few other movies we will be watching this weekend too, but I am going to let Brandon pick a couple as we get to spend Mom & kidling time. We always miss Tony when he goes, but we try to make up for his absence by cooking stuff we think he does not like as much, and goofing off more. Brandon makes sure the house is all locked up at night, and that everyone (menagerie included) is all tucked in for the night.
Oh.. and the menagerie has grown. We now have four dogs (three chihuahuas, and a beagle mix), two cats, three box turtles, two painted turtles, nine black rat snakes, one albino corn snake, fifteen 1' gold fish, two salt water aquariums, and I think we are ordering the partridge in the pear tree next week. Oh.. my tom cat has a girlfriend, and although she is feral she still comes up on the porch to eat from his food dish.. so I guess we sorta have three cats. I will be inheriting more cats soon. My sister-in-law needs a home for a handful of cats she has at her old house. I think between the black rat snakes Tony released in the back yard this year and all the cats the field mice won't have a chance.
Maybe we won't have to catch and release any of the little suckers this year. Last year we had a couple try to move in when the cold set in outside. Poor Brandon got a lesson in the way life works this last year. He was really proud of himself for having caught one of the mice that had gotten into the house.. and he took it out to the edge of the woods to release it. He did not pay any attention to my tomcat (KC.. short for kamikaze cat) following him as KC always follows him around the yard. So when Brandon let the mouse go, KC pounced.. and before Brandon could say a word KC had the little thing dead and was smiling up at Brandon like.. See what I did? Aren't I the shit?!?! Brandon was bummed out until we reminded him that KC was only doing his job. lol.. he accepted that.. but he was still a little pissed off at KC for a while.
Okay.. this should be long enough that even the nyxinator cannot bitch, and I want to get off here to spend some time with Tony before he leaves.
Love y'all!
*smooches*
Realizing that we would not have time to spend together this weekend we stayed up late last night watching movies and stuff. Tony managed to find a decent copy of The Dark Knight, Hancock, The Lost Boys II: The Tribe (or whatever it is called.. Tony came in and told me what it was as he was reading what I had already written over my shoulder. Thanks baby!), and a really awesome copy of Ironman.
I had seen Ironman before, but it was a bad cam copy the first time.. so we watched this newer copy earlier this week. I liked the movie.. both times. I always loved Robert Downey Jr. It really bothered me when he lost his mind a few years ago. I wondered if we were ever going to get to see him act again, and I am relieved and happy for him that he managed to pull his shit together. Ironman is good if you like big, loud, noisy, violent hero movies. Obviously in this house we do as three of the four movies downloaded this week are that type of movie. lol
Last night we watched The Dark Knight. I had seen the prequel, Batman Begins, and I had really enjoyed this take on the Batman story. I finally felt like I had a better understanding of the wheres and the whys of how the character was turned into this dark vigilante. The Dark Knight carries on, and the Batman is really pushed to his limits by the Joker. It is a long movie, and is very dark, but the story is good if you are a superhero type fan... and I am. You do have to pay attention or you can get a little lost, and some of the plot twists are tricky. It was well worth the time though.
I have to admit I was a little hesitant about watching this movie at first. After all the hoopla about Heath Ledger dying I was not sure I wanted to see him play this character. I am glad I have though. I was a little sad knowing it was one of his final performances, but he did an amazing job. He really pulled out all the stops to make the Joker come alive. It makes me wonder if the day in and day out of being the Joker did not contribute to some of the problems that caused his death. I had seen, and had loved, him in The Patriot and Casanova. I liked him in both. There will be another movie coming out next year that was his final project, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. I never saw Brokeback Mountain, and I am not sure I want to see it, but I will try to see this other movie when it is released.
Brandon and I are going to watch Hancock this weekend, and I will wait for Tony to see The Lost Boys. I know there are a few other movies we will be watching this weekend too, but I am going to let Brandon pick a couple as we get to spend Mom & kidling time. We always miss Tony when he goes, but we try to make up for his absence by cooking stuff we think he does not like as much, and goofing off more. Brandon makes sure the house is all locked up at night, and that everyone (menagerie included) is all tucked in for the night.
Oh.. and the menagerie has grown. We now have four dogs (three chihuahuas, and a beagle mix), two cats, three box turtles, two painted turtles, nine black rat snakes, one albino corn snake, fifteen 1' gold fish, two salt water aquariums, and I think we are ordering the partridge in the pear tree next week. Oh.. my tom cat has a girlfriend, and although she is feral she still comes up on the porch to eat from his food dish.. so I guess we sorta have three cats. I will be inheriting more cats soon. My sister-in-law needs a home for a handful of cats she has at her old house. I think between the black rat snakes Tony released in the back yard this year and all the cats the field mice won't have a chance.
Maybe we won't have to catch and release any of the little suckers this year. Last year we had a couple try to move in when the cold set in outside. Poor Brandon got a lesson in the way life works this last year. He was really proud of himself for having caught one of the mice that had gotten into the house.. and he took it out to the edge of the woods to release it. He did not pay any attention to my tomcat (KC.. short for kamikaze cat) following him as KC always follows him around the yard. So when Brandon let the mouse go, KC pounced.. and before Brandon could say a word KC had the little thing dead and was smiling up at Brandon like.. See what I did? Aren't I the shit?!?! Brandon was bummed out until we reminded him that KC was only doing his job. lol.. he accepted that.. but he was still a little pissed off at KC for a while.
Okay.. this should be long enough that even the nyxinator cannot bitch, and I want to get off here to spend some time with Tony before he leaves.
Love y'all!
*smooches*
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Gettin the monkey off my back =Þ
Okay.. nyx is bitching at me again.. so I am posting something to get her off my ass. I love how she lowercases, goes back to slave.. and becomes even bossier than before. :P
She did send me something to read first.. so I guess that helps. Man who had sex with sheep won't appear on sex offender registry, court rules
Why not.. bestiality.. PETA.. all sorts of interesting stuff there. Does this count as a post?
By the way.. I finally remembered to post this.. so here ya go, nyx.
She did send me something to read first.. so I guess that helps. Man who had sex with sheep won't appear on sex offender registry, court rules
Why not.. bestiality.. PETA.. all sorts of interesting stuff there. Does this count as a post?
By the way.. I finally remembered to post this.. so here ya go, nyx.
There is a post coming, but this is just for now.
Love y'all.
*smooches*
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
The S^S Pantherbitches (and other bitches we love) Theme Song
OMG.. I found this song.. and I immediately thought of Kay.. then I realized.. it fit all of us in one way or another. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. I am enclosing the link to listen to it on YouTube, and the lyrics so you can follow along if you like. I am just helpful that way. *grins*
It's A Great Day To Whoop Somebody's Ass by Paul Thorn
Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right?
You're wife starts bitchin' 'bout whatever it was she was bitchin' about last night.
So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne,
But after you finish your business, the toilet paper's gone.
Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
Well I was runnin' late for work so I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray
Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.
When I finally made it to work, I was 15 minutes late.
I told my boss about the flat tire, but he fired me anyway.
So here I am out in the parkin' lot just waitin' by his Corvette,
I'm gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget.
Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.
*giggles* I liked that for some reason.
I found this along with several other songs I had not heard in ages.. including 'The Man Song', and 'The Woman Song'. The ones I particularly wanted nyxie to listen to when she is able though (not sure why they made me think of her *blinks*) were 'The Revenge Song' and 'I Hope You Die'
*smooches* Love y'all!
It's A Great Day To Whoop Somebody's Ass by Paul Thorn
Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right?
You're wife starts bitchin' 'bout whatever it was she was bitchin' about last night.
So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne,
But after you finish your business, the toilet paper's gone.
Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
Well I was runnin' late for work so I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray
Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.
When I finally made it to work, I was 15 minutes late.
I told my boss about the flat tire, but he fired me anyway.
So here I am out in the parkin' lot just waitin' by his Corvette,
I'm gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget.
Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.
*giggles* I liked that for some reason.
I found this along with several other songs I had not heard in ages.. including 'The Man Song', and 'The Woman Song'. The ones I particularly wanted nyxie to listen to when she is able though (not sure why they made me think of her *blinks*) were 'The Revenge Song' and 'I Hope You Die'
*smooches* Love y'all!
Monday, September 8, 2008
Post damnit.. post!
Nyxie: you dont post nearly often enough
Paula: lol
Paula: I wondered how long it would take you
Nyxie: post damnit.. post
Nyxie: lol
Nyxie: about.. this long
Nyxie: now post
Paula: Yes mistress.. remind me to get right on that *smartass salute*
Nyxie: Dont make me beat you
Nyxie: lol
Paula: Promises promises.. like that is supposed to be a deterrent???
Nyxie: Okay if you post I promise to beat you?Nyxie: lol
Paula: Damn.. now see that is tempting. lol
Nyxie: lmao
Nyxie: post
Paula: *ties you to the post and goes back to munching on Pringles*
Nyxie: Hey!
Nyxie: Cut that out!
Paula: What? It seemed like the obvious solution to me. lol
Nyxie: LOL
Nyxie: It is not!
Paula: I can put some bus straps on the top if that will make you feel better. *grins*
Nyxie: Yes, yes it will.
Nyxie: lolol
Paula: LOL
She just said post.. nothing specific. Here ya go Nyxie. *grins*
*smooches*
Love y'all!
Paula: lol
Paula: I wondered how long it would take you
Nyxie: post damnit.. post
Nyxie: lol
Nyxie: about.. this long
Nyxie: now post
Paula: Yes mistress.. remind me to get right on that *smartass salute*
Nyxie: Dont make me beat you
Nyxie: lol
Paula: Promises promises.. like that is supposed to be a deterrent???
Nyxie: Okay if you post I promise to beat you?Nyxie: lol
Paula: Damn.. now see that is tempting. lol
Nyxie: lmao
Nyxie: post
Paula: *ties you to the post and goes back to munching on Pringles*
Nyxie: Hey!
Nyxie: Cut that out!
Paula: What? It seemed like the obvious solution to me. lol
Nyxie: LOL
Nyxie: It is not!
Paula: I can put some bus straps on the top if that will make you feel better. *grins*
Nyxie: Yes, yes it will.
Nyxie: lolol
Paula: LOL
She just said post.. nothing specific. Here ya go Nyxie. *grins*
*smooches*
Love y'all!
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Well hell no!
Ugh! Thankfully the hormonal overcharge is on the downswing. Does that mean I am going to cry any less? Well hell no! I am a serious mess. Everything is making me feel weepy and stupid. The weepies are making me feel stupid, not the everything.
Tony sent me a file the other night and says, "Don't read that unless you want to get the sniffles." Given my current emotional state you would think I would steer clear, right? Well hell no! Curiosity got the best of me, and I read it. I did not get the sniffles. I was bawling my eyes out.. sobbing. He says, "Well I told you it made me get the sniffles!!" Umm.. no.. he said it would give me the sniffles.. if it gave him the sniffles I was bound to feel like I lost my mother or something... or damned near. I was not happy with him for a while.
In my defense.. the stupid file is about a dog taken to a shelter and put to sleep.. from the dog's perspective... *blinks* What? I am made of stone? He knows I am a weeping, hormonal mess. Ya think maybe he could have remembered and just not shared. Well hell no!
I must say here that I am not always weepy though. Some times I am just flat out bitchy. Oh yeah.. the other side of the pendulum is that everything is pissing me off.. everything that is not making me cry that is.. well.. actually some things are doing both. I may post more about that later.
Bless his heart.. Tony really is very patient most of the time. So is Brandon. I guess they have to be to live with me. Thankfully I have Karen and Sheli to bitch to about stuff too. It really helps, and keeps me from just killing someone. Nyxie is helpful.. but she is much more likely to encourage homicide.. so we talk about other things. lol
Well I love y'all. More later.. I guess.. if I feel like it. *smooches*
Do I feel like getting offline to start my chores. Well hell no!
Tony sent me a file the other night and says, "Don't read that unless you want to get the sniffles." Given my current emotional state you would think I would steer clear, right? Well hell no! Curiosity got the best of me, and I read it. I did not get the sniffles. I was bawling my eyes out.. sobbing. He says, "Well I told you it made me get the sniffles!!" Umm.. no.. he said it would give me the sniffles.. if it gave him the sniffles I was bound to feel like I lost my mother or something... or damned near. I was not happy with him for a while.
In my defense.. the stupid file is about a dog taken to a shelter and put to sleep.. from the dog's perspective... *blinks* What? I am made of stone? He knows I am a weeping, hormonal mess. Ya think maybe he could have remembered and just not shared. Well hell no!
I must say here that I am not always weepy though. Some times I am just flat out bitchy. Oh yeah.. the other side of the pendulum is that everything is pissing me off.. everything that is not making me cry that is.. well.. actually some things are doing both. I may post more about that later.
Bless his heart.. Tony really is very patient most of the time. So is Brandon. I guess they have to be to live with me. Thankfully I have Karen and Sheli to bitch to about stuff too. It really helps, and keeps me from just killing someone. Nyxie is helpful.. but she is much more likely to encourage homicide.. so we talk about other things. lol
Well I love y'all. More later.. I guess.. if I feel like it. *smooches*
Do I feel like getting offline to start my chores. Well hell no!
Saturday, August 30, 2008
OMG.. Mom quit crying!
I have heard that females that hang out with each other long enough will all eventually cycle together.. no not bicycle.. I mean the lovely monthly visitor we all so hormonally enjoy... by whatever name you call it. I have to admit I am surprised however when even most of my online girlfriends seem to be on the same cycle I am too though.
Nyxie said she is crying at commercials. Lucky you.. I do not even have that excuse! Karen is pissed at me for starting.. because I started Thursday night, called her to complain about it, and then she started Friday morning. Sorry Karen!
Brandon brought me a glass of lemonade the other day, and I thanked him for it. The next thing I know I am thinking about how much I appreciate him.. what a good kid he is.. and *POOF* I am bawling my eyes out. He thought he had accidentally gotten me the wrong thing or something, and I told him... no no no.. it is okay... bear with me I am hormonal. He did what he usually does. Rolled his eyes and sighed.. then went back to Youtube. However.. about the fifth time I started crying because of something he did yesterday.. He was over it. "OMG, Mom! Quit crying! It is okay. I like doing stuff for you. Yes I know you appreciate me, but please stop crying!" Then he rolled his eyes and went back to Youtube again.
I live in a house full of guys. Tony.. Brandon.. and now Tony's best friend (practically since birth) is living with us too. Privacy is a joke at best on a normal day, but now you can forget it. The little house we rent has one bathroom, and the only way to get to it is.. Tada! by walking through my bedroom. So needless to say my room is generally Grand Central Station morning and night. Thankfully Karen comes over with her daughter at least once a week to help me dispel the testosterone poisoning in the house.
There is an upside though. The guys know I am "a bit" bitchy and hormonal now, and so I sit here in my room, in my bed.. alone (*sighs peacefully for the moment*), and drinking a cup of coffee while I do my email and stuff. They are afraid I will start crying if they bug me too much. *giggles* Maybe there are advantages afterall.
Nyxie said she is crying at commercials. Lucky you.. I do not even have that excuse! Karen is pissed at me for starting.. because I started Thursday night, called her to complain about it, and then she started Friday morning. Sorry Karen!
Brandon brought me a glass of lemonade the other day, and I thanked him for it. The next thing I know I am thinking about how much I appreciate him.. what a good kid he is.. and *POOF* I am bawling my eyes out. He thought he had accidentally gotten me the wrong thing or something, and I told him... no no no.. it is okay... bear with me I am hormonal. He did what he usually does. Rolled his eyes and sighed.. then went back to Youtube. However.. about the fifth time I started crying because of something he did yesterday.. He was over it. "OMG, Mom! Quit crying! It is okay. I like doing stuff for you. Yes I know you appreciate me, but please stop crying!" Then he rolled his eyes and went back to Youtube again.
I live in a house full of guys. Tony.. Brandon.. and now Tony's best friend (practically since birth) is living with us too. Privacy is a joke at best on a normal day, but now you can forget it. The little house we rent has one bathroom, and the only way to get to it is.. Tada! by walking through my bedroom. So needless to say my room is generally Grand Central Station morning and night. Thankfully Karen comes over with her daughter at least once a week to help me dispel the testosterone poisoning in the house.
There is an upside though. The guys know I am "a bit" bitchy and hormonal now, and so I sit here in my room, in my bed.. alone (*sighs peacefully for the moment*), and drinking a cup of coffee while I do my email and stuff. They are afraid I will start crying if they bug me too much. *giggles* Maybe there are advantages afterall.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Another Darn Survey Thingamabob
1) Favorite hobby?
Reading
2) How do you feel about your ex?
I wish he would permanently disappear, never to be heard from again.
3) Do you own guns?
Not any more.
4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
None. I really hate the Sonic commercials so I am boycotting.
5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Nope.
6) What do you think of hot dogs?
I think if they do not quit talking to me we are going to have a problem. No... really.. they do. I like them otherwise.
7) Favorite Christmas song?
Hard to pick one.. but I guess my favourites are O Holy Night, and Silent Night.
8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water, coffee on the weekends.
9) Can you do push ups?
I do every day.. push my ass up off the bed.. push my ass up off the couch..
10) Can you do a pull up?
Sure.. I pull up my favourite blankie when I get chilly.
11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
The ring Mom brought me back from California.. silver with abalone shell.
12) Do you like blue cheese?
Noooo thank you.
13) Ever been in a car wreck?
Several.. that is why I have arthritis and problems walking now.
14) Do you have ADD?
Huh? Me? Have ADD.. umm.. Wait.. what was the question again?
15) What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
That my natural ability to help others cannot be shared with the world. :D
16) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
~I need to repaint my toenails.
~I wonder if Tony is fixing dinner or if it is my turn?
~Thank gods I do not have to go to Chattanooga this weekend!
17) Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
Crystal light lemonade, bagels & Q-tips
18) Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Water, sugar-free lemonade, coffee
19) Current worry?
How to pay the doctor so Tony can have his shoulder fixed or at least checked out.
20) Current hate right now?
I hate that Tony is in pain.
21) How did you bring in the New Year!
I really cannot remember. That happens a lot though.
22) Where would you like to be right now?
At Mom's.. hanging out with my sisters and Mom.
23) Name three people who might complete this?
I doubt anyone else will since I am posting it to my blog.. of course I would not be posting it if Sheli had not started this in the first place.. and then Nyxie named me as the person she thought would do it next.. geez.. *sighs melodramatically*
24) Do you own slippers?
Yes.. I think.
25) What shirt are you wearing?
A coral coloured nightgown/shirt with white trim.. Very comfy!
26) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
No.. too hot and slidy.
27) Can you whistle?
Yeppers
28) Would you be a pirate?
Only if Sheli and Nyxie were with me.. what fun would it be otherwise?
29) What songs do you sing in the shower?
Whatever comes to mind.. if my mind is working that day.. some days it is Sheli's turn for the brain.. so who knows what I do those days.
30) Favorite girls name?
Genevieve
31) Favorite boys name?
Gabriel
32) What is in your pocket?
No pockets
33) The last thing that made you laugh?
Listening to Brandon laugh at a video he was watching on Youtube.
34) Best bed sheets as a child?
White with California poppies all over them. Gram bought them and made me curtains and a comforter to match.
35) Worst injury?
Having cellulitis and strep throat.. being in the hospital for two weeks with blisters from my toes to my hip on my left leg. Sheli still chews my ass about not going to the doctor sooner.
36) Do you like where you live?
Yes I do.. love to see the woods all around my house.
37) How many TVs do you have in your house?
At least three.
38) Who is your loudest friend?
Probably my sister-in-law, Christy
39) Does someone have a crush on you?
No.. but Nyxie lied.. iggy loves her, and likes to chase her up trees.
40)Favorite book?
I really cannot pick just one.
41) What is your favorite candy?
Peppermint candies.
42) Favorite Sports Team?
None
43) What song do you want played at your funeral?
None.. I do not want a funeral. Just cremate me and dump my ashes in the ocean.. preferably La Jolla.
44) What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Playing Sims2 probably.. while Tony surfed and kept saying.. honey look at this.. honey look at this.. every two minutes. lol
45) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?
Which time?
Reading
2) How do you feel about your ex?
I wish he would permanently disappear, never to be heard from again.
3) Do you own guns?
Not any more.
4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
None. I really hate the Sonic commercials so I am boycotting.
5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Nope.
6) What do you think of hot dogs?
I think if they do not quit talking to me we are going to have a problem. No... really.. they do. I like them otherwise.
7) Favorite Christmas song?
Hard to pick one.. but I guess my favourites are O Holy Night, and Silent Night.
8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water, coffee on the weekends.
9) Can you do push ups?
I do every day.. push my ass up off the bed.. push my ass up off the couch..
10) Can you do a pull up?
Sure.. I pull up my favourite blankie when I get chilly.
11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
The ring Mom brought me back from California.. silver with abalone shell.
12) Do you like blue cheese?
Noooo thank you.
13) Ever been in a car wreck?
Several.. that is why I have arthritis and problems walking now.
14) Do you have ADD?
Huh? Me? Have ADD.. umm.. Wait.. what was the question again?
15) What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
That my natural ability to help others cannot be shared with the world. :D
16) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
~I need to repaint my toenails.
~I wonder if Tony is fixing dinner or if it is my turn?
~Thank gods I do not have to go to Chattanooga this weekend!
17) Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
Crystal light lemonade, bagels & Q-tips
18) Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Water, sugar-free lemonade, coffee
19) Current worry?
How to pay the doctor so Tony can have his shoulder fixed or at least checked out.
20) Current hate right now?
I hate that Tony is in pain.
21) How did you bring in the New Year!
I really cannot remember. That happens a lot though.
22) Where would you like to be right now?
At Mom's.. hanging out with my sisters and Mom.
23) Name three people who might complete this?
I doubt anyone else will since I am posting it to my blog.. of course I would not be posting it if Sheli had not started this in the first place.. and then Nyxie named me as the person she thought would do it next.. geez.. *sighs melodramatically*
24) Do you own slippers?
Yes.. I think.
25) What shirt are you wearing?
A coral coloured nightgown/shirt with white trim.. Very comfy!
26) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
No.. too hot and slidy.
27) Can you whistle?
Yeppers
28) Would you be a pirate?
Only if Sheli and Nyxie were with me.. what fun would it be otherwise?
29) What songs do you sing in the shower?
Whatever comes to mind.. if my mind is working that day.. some days it is Sheli's turn for the brain.. so who knows what I do those days.
30) Favorite girls name?
Genevieve
31) Favorite boys name?
Gabriel
32) What is in your pocket?
No pockets
33) The last thing that made you laugh?
Listening to Brandon laugh at a video he was watching on Youtube.
34) Best bed sheets as a child?
White with California poppies all over them. Gram bought them and made me curtains and a comforter to match.
35) Worst injury?
Having cellulitis and strep throat.. being in the hospital for two weeks with blisters from my toes to my hip on my left leg. Sheli still chews my ass about not going to the doctor sooner.
36) Do you like where you live?
Yes I do.. love to see the woods all around my house.
37) How many TVs do you have in your house?
At least three.
38) Who is your loudest friend?
Probably my sister-in-law, Christy
39) Does someone have a crush on you?
No.. but Nyxie lied.. iggy loves her, and likes to chase her up trees.
40)Favorite book?
I really cannot pick just one.
41) What is your favorite candy?
Peppermint candies.
42) Favorite Sports Team?
None
43) What song do you want played at your funeral?
None.. I do not want a funeral. Just cremate me and dump my ashes in the ocean.. preferably La Jolla.
44) What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Playing Sims2 probably.. while Tony surfed and kept saying.. honey look at this.. honey look at this.. every two minutes. lol
45) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?
Which time?
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