Tuesday, September 9, 2008

The S^S Pantherbitches (and other bitches we love) Theme Song

OMG.. I found this song.. and I immediately thought of Kay.. then I realized.. it fit all of us in one way or another. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. I am enclosing the link to listen to it on YouTube, and the lyrics so you can follow along if you like. I am just helpful that way. *grins*

It's A Great Day To Whoop Somebody's Ass by Paul Thorn

Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right?
You're wife starts bitchin' 'bout whatever it was she was bitchin' about last night.
So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne,
But after you finish your business, the toilet paper's gone.

Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass

Well I was runnin' late for work so I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray

Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

When I finally made it to work, I was 15 minutes late.
I told my boss about the flat tire, but he fired me anyway.
So here I am out in the parkin' lot just waitin' by his Corvette,
I'm gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget.

Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

*giggles* I liked that for some reason.

I found this along with several other songs I had not heard in ages.. including 'The Man Song', and 'The Woman Song'. The ones I particularly wanted nyxie to listen to when she is able though (not sure why they made me think of her *blinks*) were 'The Revenge Song' and 'I Hope You Die'

*smooches* Love y'all!

3 comments:

Nyxmyst said...

roflmao. I promise to listen as soon as I get home tonight. Side note - I *love* the man song. It makes me giggle every time.

Divine Chaos said...

i've heard and love all those songs ... but i have no clue why you would think of me with the whoop your ass song *blinks innocently* i'm so calm, collected, mild mannered ....


i almost got that out without giggling .. almost .. i'm getting better at the innocent thing! :p

Paula said...

I love the man song too, nyx!! It always has made me giggle. Tony is less amused by it though. Funny how that goes.

I figured you had heard them, Shel.. and I have to giggle that you even thought you could pull that line off without losing it. *grins* Big 'A' for effort though!

*smooches*