Gettin the monkey off my back =Þ

Okay.. nyx is bitching at me again.. so I am posting something to get her off my ass. I love how she lowercases, goes back to slave.. and becomes even bossier than before. :P

She did send me something to read first.. so I guess that helps. Man who had sex with sheep won't appear on sex offender registry, court rules

Why not.. bestiality.. PETA.. all sorts of interesting stuff there. Does this count as a post?

By the way.. I finally remembered to post this.. so here ya go, nyx.

There is a post coming, but this is just for now.

Love y'all.

*smooches*

The S^S Pantherbitches (and other bitches we love) Theme Song

OMG.. I found this song.. and I immediately thought of Kay.. then I realized.. it fit all of us in one way or another. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. I am enclosing the link to listen to it on YouTube, and the lyrics so you can follow along if you like. I am just helpful that way. *grins*

It's A Great Day To Whoop Somebody's Ass by Paul Thorn

Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right?
You're wife starts bitchin' 'bout whatever it was she was bitchin' about last night.
So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne,
But after you finish your business, the toilet paper's gone.

Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass

Well I was runnin' late for work so I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray

Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

When I finally made it to work, I was 15 minutes late.
I told my boss about the flat tire, but he fired me anyway.
So here I am out in the parkin' lot just waitin' by his Corvette,
I'm gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget.

Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

*giggles* I liked that for some reason.

I found this along with several other songs I had not heard in ages.. including 'The Man Song', and 'The Woman Song'. The ones I particularly wanted nyxie to listen to when she is able though (not sure why they made me think of her *blinks*) were 'The Revenge Song' and 'I Hope You Die'

*smooches* Love y'all!

Post damnit.. post!

Nyxie: you dont post nearly often enough
Paula: lol
Paula: I wondered how long it would take you
Nyxie: post damnit.. post
Nyxie: lol
Nyxie: about.. this long
Nyxie: now post
Paula: Yes mistress.. remind me to get right on that *smartass salute*
Nyxie: Dont make me beat you
Nyxie: lol
Paula: Promises promises.. like that is supposed to be a deterrent???
Nyxie: Okay if you post I promise to beat you?Nyxie: lol
Paula: Damn.. now see that is tempting. lol
Nyxie: lmao
Nyxie: post
Paula: *ties you to the post and goes back to munching on Pringles*
Nyxie: Hey!
Nyxie: Cut that out!
Paula: What? It seemed like the obvious solution to me. lol
Nyxie: LOL
Nyxie: It is not!
Paula: I can put some bus straps on the top if that will make you feel better. *grins*
Nyxie: Yes, yes it will.
Nyxie: lolol
Paula: LOL

She just said post.. nothing specific. Here ya go Nyxie. *grins*

*smooches*

Love y'all!

Well hell no!

Ugh! Thankfully the hormonal overcharge is on the downswing. Does that mean I am going to cry any less? Well hell no! I am a serious mess. Everything is making me feel weepy and stupid. The weepies are making me feel stupid, not the everything.

Tony sent me a file the other night and says, "Don't read that unless you want to get the sniffles." Given my current emotional state you would think I would steer clear, right? Well hell no! Curiosity got the best of me, and I read it. I did not get the sniffles. I was bawling my eyes out.. sobbing. He says, "Well I told you it made me get the sniffles!!" Umm.. no.. he said it would give me the sniffles.. if it gave him the sniffles I was bound to feel like I lost my mother or something... or damned near. I was not happy with him for a while.

In my defense.. the stupid file is about a dog taken to a shelter and put to sleep.. from the dog's perspective... *blinks* What? I am made of stone? He knows I am a weeping, hormonal mess. Ya think maybe he could have remembered and just not shared. Well hell no!

I must say here that I am not always weepy though. Some times I am just flat out bitchy. Oh yeah.. the other side of the pendulum is that everything is pissing me off.. everything that is not making me cry that is.. well.. actually some things are doing both. I may post more about that later.

Bless his heart.. Tony really is very patient most of the time. So is Brandon. I guess they have to be to live with me. Thankfully I have Karen and Sheli to bitch to about stuff too. It really helps, and keeps me from just killing someone. Nyxie is helpful.. but she is much more likely to encourage homicide.. so we talk about other things. lol

Well I love y'all. More later.. I guess.. if I feel like it. *smooches*

Do I feel like getting offline to start my chores. Well hell no!