Saturday, April 18, 2009

Sexy Saturday =D

Three couples went in to see the minister about becoming new members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newly married.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister.

The retired couple said it was no problem at all.

The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that it was no problem.

The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped a tomato.

''A Tomato!'' exclaimed the minister.

''Yeah,'' said the newlywed man. ''She dropped the tomato and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over.''

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

''That's okay,'' said the man. ''We're not welcome in WalMart anymore either.''

*falls over giggling* I just love that one!!! Okay.. here is something fun to watch. Enjoy!


I hope you enjoyed those!! Have a sexy Saturday!!

Love ya's!

*smooches*

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

hehehehehe
lol@ wal mart

How did they get my body on that guys face?

Margo said...

that was too freakin funny. Both were! Thanks!

Anonymous said...

That's funny!!!

Tempestuous said...

Ohmigosh that was adorable! Love the video. *grins*

♥ Braja said...

Because I can't stand Walmart, I'm SUPER impressed with this one :)))

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