Tuesday, April 14, 2009

What Religion is Your Bra?

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?

Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:

There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen.

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright.

The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

LOL.. gotta love that! Okay here is the next one! *giggles*

The Bra Letters

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

They forgot the German bra. ------------- Holtzemfromfloppen

*falls over laughing* Yep.. I love some bewbage humour. It is either that or cry, right?

Love ya's! *smooches*


Janie at Sounding Forth said...

Is there a Z size? Cause I think I'm there. Oh yeah.

Southern Sage said...

you aint right!

Nyxmyst said...

So what we're really saying is.... I need to go to the store and ask for a Catholic Double Dang? :P

Another Suburban Mom said...

This was hysterical!

Paula and Skip said...

That is hilarious. Love love to to read your blog. From Paula to Paula ;-)