Sunday, March 15, 2009

Friday Funnies.. On Sunday :P

I got this in email today from Karen.. and rather than wait til next week to post it.. I figured I would give it a go now. Thanks Karen! =] Oh and the pic was from her too.



Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.' - You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.'


2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'


3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'


4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'


5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'


6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER'- She is a ' LOW COST PROVIDER.'



HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'


2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'


3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'


4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'


5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'


6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE.'



I love this picture. It made me giggle. =p





Love y'all. *smooches*

4 comments:

Southern Sage said...

Hey wtf? I'm in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

Those are funny right there I don't care who you are!!

Divine Chaos said...

I love #3 on the women .. love it! I used it while I was blonde *grins*

love ya Sis!

Nyxmyst said...

See? I'm not a ho.. I'm just.. err.. accessable! ;) Yay.

Spin said...

Love them!Thanks for sharing!