Well the kidling gets out of school this week, and the fun begins. We have lots of stuff we are going to be running around like crazy to get done over Summer, and oodles of places to go. The garden is going nuts, so that will keep me busy too. Sooooooooo.. I am closing the blog.. and opening the pool. I hope y'all have a marvelous time. Enjoy yourselves.. enjoy your families.. just Enjoy. I hope to see you again when school starts. I think I may be back then. We shall see. =]
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Closed for the Summer
Well the kidling gets out of school this week, and the fun begins. We have lots of stuff we are going to be running around like crazy to get done over Summer, and oodles of places to go. The garden is going nuts, so that will keep me busy too. Sooooooooo.. I am closing the blog.. and opening the pool. I hope y'all have a marvelous time. Enjoy yourselves.. enjoy your families.. just Enjoy. I hope to see you again when school starts. I think I may be back then. We shall see. =]
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Saturday, May 9, 2009
A Different World - Bucky Covington
I am posting the lyrics here.. and the video at the bottom.
A Different World - Bucky Covington
We were born to mothers who smoked and drank
Our cribs were covered in lead based paint
No child proof lids no seat belts in cars
Rode bikes with no helmets and still here we are, still here we are
We got daddy’s belt when we misbehaved
Had three TV channels you got up to change
No video games and no satellite
All we had were friends and they were outside, playin’ outside
Chorus
It was a different life
When we were boys and girls
Not just a different time
It was a different world
School always started the same every day
The pledge of allegiance then someone would pray
Not every kid made the team when they tried
We got disappointed and that was all right, we turned out all right
Chorus
Bridge
No bottled water, we drank from a garden hose
And every Sunday, all the stores were closed
Chorus
Chorus
It was a different world
Hope you are all having a great weekend! Love y'as!
*smooches*
Friday, May 8, 2009
Friday Funnies - Giving up Chocolate
Giving Up Chocolate
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy chocolate with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop eating chocolate years ago', the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said.. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'
The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and chocolate.'
Friday, May 1, 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Check it out
Love ya's.
*smooches*
Friday, April 24, 2009
Friday Funnies - Making a Baby
Making a baby.
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'
'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.'
'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?' '
Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'.
After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'
'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'
'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'
'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'
'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.
'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'
'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.
'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'
'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.
'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look'
'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?'
'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.'
'Tripod?' 'Oh yes, Ma'am I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'
Mrs. Smith fainted.
*giggles* I always did love that one. Can you just see her face? Well have a great weekend.. be safe. Love ya's! *smooches*
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Tagged 8 & Kittens
Eight Things I'm Looking Forward To:
1. When my sister-in-law opens her pool for Summer. I love the water!
2. School being out. I love when TheBMan is home.
3. June 2nd when Sims 3 comes out!!!
4. Getting a new car (well new to us) soon.
5. In a few weeks when the kittens are old enough to play.
6. Getting our patio finished so we can grill out & have bonfires with friends & family at night.
7. The garden being full of fresh veggies. Tony went nuts planting this year. Yea!!
8. Mom finally getting done with all her tests, and the doctors telling her she is okay. I am praying hard for this one.
Eight things I did yesterday:
1. Harassed TheBman while he was trying to get ready for school.
2. Harassed Tony in general.
3. Got new pictures of Candi's kittens, and moved them back into the box in my room.
4. Cancelled my World of Warcraft subscription so I can find something else to play for a while. Two years has been long enough.
5. Read blogs, and commented here and there.
6. Watched movies and a little TV with Tony and TheBman.
7. Rough-housed and played with my babies. (Snoopy & Lucy my chihuahuas)
8. Took a nap after my damned meds knocked me out again.
Eight things I wish I could do:
1. I wish I could pay off Mom and the sibs' mortgages, buy a house and pay ours off too.
2. Find a way to make things easier for TheBman.
3. Find a cure for Asperger's syndrome to help my kidling out.
4. Lose weight FAST.
5. Go visit my family in California, and take TheBman to Disneyland.
6. Fix some family troubles.. and figure my Dad out a little better. Forgive Dad.
7. Had to steal this one from Sage. LOL... Eat and drink anything I wanted in unlimited quantities with no adverse affects.
8. Marry Tony a lot younger, and change things so he was TheBman's biological father as well as his REAL dad since the sperm donor is such a loser.
Eight TV shows I watch:
1. Criminal Minds
2. CSI shows.. including NY and Miami
3. Cupid
4. Survivor
5. Nature on PBS
6. Anything with the Cousteau family
7. Sanctuary on Sci Fi
8. Dr. Who & Torchwood on BBC
Eight people I tag:
1. Divine Chaos
2. Tempestuous
3. Janie
4. Sass
5. Nyxie
6. Petra
7. Phat Mama
8. Vodka Mom
Obviously no one is obligated to do this, but please let me know if you do. I would love to read your answers. Hopefully I will see you post them anyway.. but just in case. Thanks!
Oh.. and before I forget. My calico cat, Candi, had her first kittens last week. We finally got a few pictures. I am sharing the best two I could get of the little wigglers. lol
Love ya'll!! *smooches* =]
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Flip flops and Paddles
I could watch that one over and over.
Oh wait a minute. I have!!!
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I found it...
And you thought there was no such place, huh????
You will all be so pleased to receive this......
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Sexy Saturday =D
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newly married.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister.
The retired couple said it was no problem at all.
The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that it was no problem.
The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped a tomato.
''A Tomato!'' exclaimed the minister.
''Yeah,'' said the newlywed man. ''She dropped the tomato and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over.''
The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.
''That's okay,'' said the man. ''We're not welcome in WalMart anymore either.''
*falls over giggling* I just love that one!!! Okay.. here is something fun to watch. Enjoy!
I hope you enjoyed those!! Have a sexy Saturday!!
Love ya's!
*smooches*
Friday, April 17, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Growing Old
AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD
Well, CRAP!
Now I forgot what it was!
Man I hate when that happens!!! And it is happening more all the time! LOL =Þ~~~
Love ya's! *smooches*
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen.
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright.
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
LOL.. gotta love that! Okay here is the next one! *giggles*
The Bra Letters
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
They forgot the German bra. ------------- Holtzemfromfloppen
*falls over laughing* Yep.. I love some bewbage humour. It is either that or cry, right?
Love ya's! *smooches*
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Viking kittens.. and Happy Birthday to theBman
Today is my kidling's birthday. I probably should quit calling him kidling since he is taller than I am now, but old habits die hard. So anywho... Happy Birthday to TheBMan. He is fourteen today. I am a pushover Mom.. I let him stay home so he could play video games all day and just enjoy his birthday. =]
Happy Tuesday to everyone else!
Love y'all. *smooches*
Monday, March 30, 2009
The Bathtub Test
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'
'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'
*falls over giggling* Do you want the bed next to mine? Yep.. I was sure it was the bucket too. Thanks to Mom for sending this one.
Love y'as! *smooches*
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Countdown to The Sims 3 launch!
Love y'all!
*smooches*
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Not for the Squeamish!!!
Friday, March 27, 2009
Friday Funnies: Warning: Don't Leave Children Alone With Dogs!
If you are an owner of a dog that belongs to a 'dangerous breed' category and you also have a small child please take this as a warning. Don't leave your dog with the child unattended under any circumstances.
Only a little moment was enough for the following to happen. See the photo below....
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Canadian Currency
Perhaps America and Europe should consider changing their currencies too.
Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen. Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting.
The Canadians have decided to redesign their currency to prevent the radical Muslims from even touching it! It is also hoped that this will have a positive effect on tourism:
Muslim terrorists have to kill themselves if they see a naked woman.
Those Canadians always find the solution!
Must be the pure water up there in the North.
*falls over giggling* Isn't that great?! I had to share this one with y'all.
Love y'as! *smooches*
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
Bumper Stickers
And my favourite one... reminds me of someone.. someone BFFy... *giggles*
Love y'all! *smooches*