Sanity is Overrated

Closed for the Summer

2009-05-19T19:47:00.005-04:00

Well the kidling gets out of school this week, and the fun begins. We have lots of stuff we are going to be running around like crazy to get done over Summer, and oodles of places to go. The garden is going nuts, so that will keep me busy too. Sooooooooo.. I am closing the blog.. and opening the pool. I hope y'all have a marvelous time. Enjoy yourselves.. enjoy your families.. just Enjoy. I hope to see you again when school starts. I think I may be back then. We shall see. =]

Take care y'uns! *smooches*

Happy Mother's Day

2009-05-10T04:04:00.001-04:00

A Different World - Bucky Covington

2009-05-09T00:00:00.003-04:00

Tony directed me over to Youtube to this really great song. Once I heard it I just HAD to share it. The funniest part about this is that we were just telling theBman about this sort of stuff the other night. We were trying to explain how different things were for us when we were kids.. and then Tony heard this song in the car. Timing, huh? *grins* Thanks baby!

I am posting the lyrics here.. and the video at the bottom.

A Different World - Bucky Covington

We were born to mothers who smoked and drank
Our cribs were covered in lead based paint
No child proof lids no seat belts in cars
Rode bikes with no helmets and still here we are, still here we are

We got daddy’s belt when we misbehaved
Had three TV channels you got up to change
No video games and no satellite
All we had were friends and they were outside, playin’ outside

Chorus
It was a different life
When we were boys and girls
Not just a different time
It was a different world

School always started the same every day
The pledge of allegiance then someone would pray
Not every kid made the team when they tried
We got disappointed and that was all right, we turned out all right

Chorus

Bridge
No bottled water, we drank from a garden hose
And every Sunday, all the stores were closed

Chorus

Chorus

It was a different world

Hope you are all having a great weekend! Love y'as!
*smooches*

Friday Funnies - Giving up Chocolate

2009-05-08T15:34:00.005-04:00

Giving Up Chocolate

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy chocolate with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop eating chocolate years ago', the homeless woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said.. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.

'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and chocolate.'

I just know you're laughing!

I hope y'all have a great weekend! Love y'uns!

*smooches*

Friday Funnies - Kitties n Puppies

2009-05-01T00:01:00.001-04:00

I just thought those were some cute funnies for Friday. Hoping to get some new pics of my kittens this week. They all have their eyes open now and are trying to get around da mama kitty. =]

Love ya'll!

*smooches*

Wordless Wednesday

2009-04-29T00:00:00.001-04:00

Check it out

2009-04-25T08:49:00.004-04:00

I was going to share some goofy stuff I had laying around here on my computer today, but instead got side-tracked by a really great post that Southern Sage put up. So please go read it at Welcome to Sageville. It is really worth the time. Thanks for putting it out there, Sage.

Love ya's.

*smooches*

Friday Funnies - Making a Baby

2009-04-24T07:16:00.005-04:00

This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny.

Making a baby.

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'

'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.'

'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?' '

Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'.

After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'

'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'

'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'

'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'

'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.

'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.

'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'

'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.

'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look'

'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?'

'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.'

'Tripod?' 'Oh yes, Ma'am I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'

Mrs. Smith fainted.

*giggles* I always did love that one. Can you just see her face? Well have a great weekend.. be safe. Love ya's! *smooches*

Tagged 8 & Kittens

2009-04-23T01:03:00.009-04:00

Well J/Southern Sage over at Welcome to Sageville tagged me with this Tagged 8 meme.. so here is my go at it. Thanks J! =Þ~~~

Eight Things I'm Looking Forward To:

1. When my sister-in-law opens her pool for Summer. I love the water!
2. School being out. I love when TheBMan is home.
3. June 2nd when Sims 3 comes out!!!
4. Getting a new car (well new to us) soon.
5. In a few weeks when the kittens are old enough to play.
6. Getting our patio finished so we can grill out & have bonfires with friends & family at night.
7. The garden being full of fresh veggies. Tony went nuts planting this year. Yea!!
8. Mom finally getting done with all her tests, and the doctors telling her she is okay. I am praying hard for this one.

Eight things I did yesterday:

1. Harassed TheBman while he was trying to get ready for school.
2. Harassed Tony in general.
3. Got new pictures of Candi's kittens, and moved them back into the box in my room.
4. Cancelled my World of Warcraft subscription so I can find something else to play for a while. Two years has been long enough.
5. Read blogs, and commented here and there.
6. Watched movies and a little TV with Tony and TheBman.
7. Rough-housed and played with my babies. (Snoopy & Lucy my chihuahuas)
8. Took a nap after my damned meds knocked me out again.

Eight things I wish I could do:

1. I wish I could pay off Mom and the sibs' mortgages, buy a house and pay ours off too.
2. Find a way to make things easier for TheBman.
3. Find a cure for Asperger's syndrome to help my kidling out.
4. Lose weight FAST.
5. Go visit my family in California, and take TheBman to Disneyland.
6. Fix some family troubles.. and figure my Dad out a little better. Forgive Dad.
7. Had to steal this one from Sage. LOL... Eat and drink anything I wanted in unlimited quantities with no adverse affects.
8. Marry Tony a lot younger, and change things so he was TheBman's biological father as well as his REAL dad since the sperm donor is such a loser.

Eight TV shows I watch:

1. Criminal Minds
2. CSI shows.. including NY and Miami
3. Cupid
4. Survivor
5. Nature on PBS
6. Anything with the Cousteau family
7. Sanctuary on Sci Fi
8. Dr. Who & Torchwood on BBC

Eight people I tag:

1. Divine Chaos

2. Tempestuous

3. Janie

4. Sass

5. Nyxie

6. Petra

7. Phat Mama

8. Vodka Mom

Obviously no one is obligated to do this, but please let me know if you do. I would love to read your answers. Hopefully I will see you post them anyway.. but just in case. Thanks!

Oh.. and before I forget. My calico cat, Candi, had her first kittens last week. We finally got a few pictures. I am sharing the best two I could get of the little wigglers. lol

Love ya'll!! *smooches* =]

Flip flops and Paddles

2009-04-21T14:07:00.010-04:00

When your boyfriend, husband or significant other does something that makes you angry don't give in to the temptation to argue and fight. Just count to ten, remain calm and after he goes to bed, super-glue his flip flops to the floor.

I could watch that one over and over.

Oh wait a minute. I have!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I found it...

And you thought there was no such place, huh????

You will all be so pleased to receive this......

How many times have we been up here without one!!!!

My work is done.

Love ya"ll!

*smooches*

Sexy Saturday =D

2009-04-18T12:09:00.006-04:00

Three couples went in to see the minister about becoming new members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newly married.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister.

The retired couple said it was no problem at all.

The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that it was no problem.

The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped a tomato.

''A Tomato!'' exclaimed the minister.

''Yeah,'' said the newlywed man. ''She dropped the tomato and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over.''

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

''That's okay,'' said the man. ''We're not welcome in WalMart anymore either.''

*falls over giggling* I just love that one!!! Okay.. here is something fun to watch. Enjoy!

I hope you enjoyed those!! Have a sexy Saturday!!

Love ya's!

*smooches*

Friday Funnies

2009-04-17T02:59:00.008-04:00

I have always loved Maxine.. so I thought I would share some of her for my Friday Funnies. =Þ

Growing Old

2009-04-16T13:49:00.004-04:00

AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD

Well, CRAP!

Now I forgot what it was!

Man I hate when that happens!!! And it is happening more all the time! LOL =Þ~~~

Love ya's! *smooches*

Wordless Wednesday... Okay one word... Wow!

2009-04-15T13:18:00.004-04:00

Wow!

What Religion is Your Bra?

2009-04-14T02:37:00.003-04:00

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?

Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:

There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen.

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright.

The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

LOL.. gotta love that! Okay here is the next one! *giggles*

The Bra Letters

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

They forgot the German bra. ------------- Holtzemfromfloppen

*falls over laughing* Yep.. I love some bewbage humour. It is either that or cry, right?

Love ya's! *smooches*

For Easter... Wordless Wednesday

2009-04-08T15:04:00.002-04:00

Wordless Wednesday... The Cruelest Eye Test

2009-04-01T09:17:00.001-04:00

Viking kittens.. and Happy Birthday to theBman

2009-03-31T11:51:00.006-04:00

Okay.. if you have not seen the viking kittens yet.. you have missed out. On the other hand.. if you have not seen them yet.. you can still listen to Led Zeppelin's 'Immigrant Song' without seeing kittens in your head. Either way.. click on the picture so you can enjoy this wonderful contribution to web crazy.

Today is my kidling's birthday. I probably should quit calling him kidling since he is taller than I am now, but old habits die hard. So anywho... Happy Birthday to TheBMan. He is fourteen today. I am a pushover Mom.. I let him stay home so he could play video games all day and just enjoy his birthday. =]

Happy Tuesday to everyone else!

Love y'all. *smooches*

The Bathtub Test

2009-03-30T16:00:00.004-04:00

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director, "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'

*falls over giggling* Do you want the bed next to mine? Yep.. I was sure it was the bucket too. Thanks to Mom for sending this one.

Love y'as! *smooches*

Countdown to The Sims 3 launch!

2009-03-29T15:53:00.002-04:00

Just in time for my birthday!!! Okay a few days early.. but Tony already promised he would get it for me!! Yea me!! Okay.. I know.. I am spoiled. Gotta love it! *giggles*

Love y'all!
*smooches*

Not for the Squeamish!!!

2009-03-28T02:27:00.003-04:00

At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty. The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the "apex predator" in it's natural eco-system, can still fall victim to implemented “team work” strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and “survival of the fittest pack mentality”, bred into the canines over the last several hundreds of years by natural selection. See the attached remarkable photograph courtesy of Nature Magazine.

Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while the remainder of the pack prevents the beast from rolling. Not for the squeamish!

Friday Funnies: Warning: Don't Leave Children Alone With Dogs!

2009-03-27T12:00:00.003-04:00

WARNING: Don't Leave Children Alone With Dogs!!!

If you are an owner of a dog that belongs to a 'dangerous breed' category and you also have a small child please take this as a warning. Don't leave your dog with the child unattended under any circumstances.

Only a little moment was enough for the following to happen. See the photo below....

Canadian Currency

2009-03-26T00:00:00.001-04:00

Darned clever these Canadians!

Perhaps America and Europe should consider changing their currencies too.

Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen. Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting.

The Canadians have decided to redesign their currency to prevent the radical Muslims from even touching it! It is also hoped that this will have a positive effect on tourism:

Muslim terrorists have to kill themselves if they see a naked woman.

Those Canadians always find the solution!

Must be the pure water up there in the North.

*falls over giggling* Isn't that great?! I had to share this one with y'all.

Love y'as! *smooches*

Wordless Wednesday... sorta.

2009-03-25T00:00:00.003-04:00

Bumper Stickers

2009-03-23T23:22:00.007-04:00

These just made me giggle. I had to share them. *grins*

And my favourite one... reminds me of someone.. someone BFFy... *giggles*

Love y'all! *smooches*

Friday Funnies... Spring is Here!!!

2009-03-20T16:26:00.003-04:00

I know that Spring starts today. Before Winter goes.. I thought I would give it one last giggle, and then welcome Spring too. Enjoy!

Love y'all. *smooches*

Friday Funnies.. On Sunday :P

2009-03-15T00:20:00.007-04:00

I got this in email today from Karen.. and rather than wait til next week to post it.. I figured I would give it a go now. Thanks Karen! =] Oh and the pic was from her too.

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.' - You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.'

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER'- She is a ' LOW COST PROVIDER.'

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE.'

I love this picture. It made me giggle. =p

Love y'all. *smooches*

Recipes: Smart or Sinful

2009-03-14T16:21:00.004-04:00

Okies.. Shel and Meesh have been dieting, and doing this weekend recipe thing. So in the spirit of being supportive, and hellful as I so often am, I am going to put up a few recipes I like this week. One of my favorite veggies is broccoli, so I thought I would do two recipes using it as the main ingredient. Technically they are the same recipe. One is the WW version, and the other is the full flavour recipe. It is nice to know I can enjoy it either way. =]

The Smart

Broccoli Casserole

1 1/2 cups shredded nonfat or reduced-fat sharp Cheddar cheese
1 3/4 cups dry curd or nonfat cottage cheese
1/3 cup fat-free egg substitute
1/3 cup finely chopped onion
2 packages (10 ounces each) frozen chopped broccoli, thawed and drained
2 Tbsp unbleached flour
1/4 tsp ground white pepper
3 Tbsp finely ground fat-free whole-wheat cracker crumbs

Set aside 1/2 cup of the grated Cheddar cheese. Combine the rest of the cheese and all of the remaining ingredients except for the cracker crumbs in a large bowl, and stir to mix well.

Coat a 2 1/2 quart casserole dish with nonstick cooking spray. Place the broccoli mixture in the dish, sprinkle with the cracker crumbs, and spread the reserved cheese over the top.

Bake at 350 degrees for 50 minutes or until the top is golden brown. Let sit for 5 minutes before serving.

12 servings , 1.5 POINTS each, Serving size: 2/3 cup

The Sinful

Broccoli Cornbread

2 sticks (1 cup) margarine or butter
2 packages Jiffy cornbread mix
1 10-oz package frozen chopped broccoli, thawed but not drained
1 onion chopped
1 carton (10-12 oz) cottage cheese
4 eggs
1 cup shredded cheddar cheese

Melt butter in a 9 X 13 pan.

Mix together all other ingredients except cheddar cheese. Pour batter over butter.

Bake at 375 for 25 minutes or until lightly brown. Sprinkle with cheddar cheese and bake for another 5 minutes or until cheese is melted and bread is brown.

Yup.. I have had both, and I know they are both good. I know which one I prefer, but I am willing to do the substitution in order to be healthy. I hope you all enjoy.

Love y'all. *smooches*

Just.. bored.

2009-03-10T14:42:00.005-04:00

I was bored.. so I figured I would give this meme a try. I thought it actually came out pretty cool. =]

1. Go to Wikipedia. Hit "random." The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2. Go to Random Quotations. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

3. Go to Flickr and click on "explore the last seven days." The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4. Use photoshop or a similar program to put it all together.Here's my album cover:

I would love to see some of you try it out. Enjoy!

*hugs*

Wordless Wednesday.. almost.

2009-03-04T08:17:00.003-05:00

Happy Birthday Mom. Love you bunches. *huggles*

Well.. almost wordless Wednesday

2009-02-11T12:07:00.004-05:00

Okay.. it will be.. in a moment. Before I go wordless though I thought I would encourage you all to read the continuation of the anti-Valentine thread over at Sheli's blog. She made me snort coffee this morning. She TOTALLY cracked me up, and I had even heard the early rumblings of her ideas on the phone! Okay.. go read. Cupid Makeover

Now back to our regularly scheduled wordlessness. Here is my contribution for Valentine. A picture I made for Tony ages ago.

Love y'all.

*smooches*

Anti-Valentine

2009-02-08T12:29:00.005-05:00

I had several long phone conversations with one of my BFFs this week. Among other interesting and not-so topics was the fact that Valentine's day is coming soon here. She hates it for several really good reasons. No.. I am not going to share them with you. I just agree she has good reason to hate the holiday to pieces.

Once you have been married for a while.. the day usually comes and goes with little fanfare. Tony and I do not exchange cards or gifts anymore, but we do take the time to cuddle up and watch a movie or something together then do obscene sexual stuff. Okay, okay.. we do that a lot anyway.. but you get the picture. Once in a blue moon he brings flowers... but since I prefer live ones to dead ones I generally ask that he wait and just plant some outside instead.

Our first Valentine together pretty much got Tony off the hook for all the ones in the future. He bought me an absolutely gorgeous painting, and we went to get my nipples repierced. It really is not hard to make me happy.

Now that the kid is old enough to understand that a closed door is not an invitation to bang on the door and holler for us.. it is easier to get some privacy. It is even better to ship him off to his aunt's house to spend time with his cousin. I am still not sure what plans we have for this year, but since Tony's buddy is staying with us for a while I can guarantee that we will not be running around the house naked. Dammit!

Anyhow.. back to my BFF. I wanted to do something special for her.. something that pays homage to what I think are her general feelings about the holiday. So here ya go Sis. Love you bunches.

The J. Geils Band - Love Stinks

You love her
But she loves him
And he loves somebody else
You just can't win
And so it goes
Till the day you die
This thing they call love
It's gonna make you cry
I've had the blues
The reds and the pinks
One thing for sure

(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah

Two by two and side by side
Love's gonna find you yes it is
You just can't hide
You'll hear it call
Your heart will fall
Then love will fly
It's gonna soar
I don't care for any casanova thing
All I can say is
Love stinks

(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah

I've been through diamonds
I've been through minks
I've been through it all
Love stinks

(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah

*smooches*

Bratty Slave Contract

2009-01-06T20:27:00.005-05:00

Okay.. before I post this I want to acknowledge that this is probably going to push a few buttons.. but too bad. It is a joke. It makes me laugh. I am sharing. Enjoy and laugh.. or move along. I am posting because nyxie was nudging me again, and I found something cute to share. I will post something more.. pertinent.. hopefully tomorrow.

Love y'uns!

*smooches*

Bratty Slave Contract

1. Master is always right, except when He isn't. When He isn't the slave has the obligation to bring to Master's attention His incorrect perceptions and false notions, and then make fun of Him till the slave can boast that she has corrected Him for the 100th time.

2. The slave has the right to hide any of Master's toys she does not like. Master then has the right to use the toy on the slave. if He can find them. Ehmmmm. which He won't.

3. The Master may be under the impression the slave has done something she should not have been doing. The slave may then point out that not only did she not do such a thing, but also is under strict obligation to tell Master who did it, and Master is to believe her even though He knows she is lying.

4. The Master owns the slave totally and has all rights to her body and complete say over how she behaves. The slave has the right to respectfully and politely request things of her Master, over and over again if need be With the help of throwing tantrums and looking adorably cute, plus pouting till He finally gives in. But Master cannot punish slave for all of the above.

5. The slave is to please her Master with every deed and thought she has.(even if it might be evil and naughty) and is to bring to Master's attention that this does indeed please Him, even if He says it doesn't, which of course he is fibbing.

6. The slave has the right to sign this contract on Master's behalf, so as not to bother Him.

7. The slave has the right to add to and amend any of these points, upon consultation with Master, even if He is not present for the consultation.

8. Master has the right to use the "Because I'm bigger than you" reason for His actions at any time. The slave then has the right to try and talk Master out of it, in which He will give in and let slave do as she pleases.

9. The Master is to remember that His slave is a sweet innocent angel at all times. AT ALLLLLL TIMES...heh.

10. The slave has the right to remind Master that she is totally guileless and above reproach. Everything she does she is to do for Him and she can also remind Him of that fact even when she has screwed up - it's all Master fault that she did cause He was not there to guide her.

Before I walk out the door for Nuttyland...

2008-12-22T00:39:00.005-05:00

Tony is taking me to the MIL's for early Christmas fun, and then Christmas Eve, with his family tomorrow. Then we are going to spend Christmas day on into the weekend with my family. Sooooooooo.. before I take off for all the crazy THAT entails.. I thought I would share this stuff that got dropped in my mail before I left. Thank you Karen. :)

This first one.. I know y'all have seen before.. but I like it all the same. Besides.. it counts as a post as far as I am concerned.. and it keeps nyxie off my back for another week... I hope. *smooch*

One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual.
On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. 'Really?' she heard whispered. 'I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!' and, 'I didn't know others liked me so much,' were most of the comments.
No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise had accomplished its purpose. The students were happy with themselves and one another. That group of students moved on.
Several years later, one of the students was killed in VietNam and his teacher attended the funeral of that special student. She had never seen a serviceman in a military coffin before. He looked so handsome, so mature. The church was packed with his friends. One by one those who loved him took a last walk by the coffin. The teacher was the last one to bless the coffin.
As she stood there, one of the soldiers who acted as pallbearer came up to her. 'Were you Mark's math teacher?' he asked.
She nodded: 'yes.'
Then he said: 'Mark talked about you a lot.'
After the funeral, most of Mark's former classmates went together to a luncheon. Mark's mother and father were there, obviously waiting to speak with his teacher.
'We want to show you something,' his father said, taking a wallet out of his pocket 'They found this on Mark when he was killed. We thought you might recognize it.'
Opening the billfold, he carefully removed two worn pieces of notebook paper that had obviously been taped, folded and refolded many times. The teacher knew without looking that the papers were the ones on which she had listed all the good things each of Mark's classmates had said about him.
'Thank you so much for doing that,' Mark's mother said. 'As you can see, Mark treasured it.'
All of Mark's former classmates started to gather around. Charlie smiled rather sheepishly and said, 'I still have my list. It's in the top drawer of my desk at home.'
Chuck's wife said, 'Chuck asked me to put his in our wedding album.'
'I have mine too,' Marilyn said. 'It's in my diary.
Then Vicki, another classmate, reached into her pocketbook, took out her wallet and showed her worn and frazzled list to the group. 'I carry this with me at all times,' Vicki said and without batting an eyelash, she continued: 'I think we all saved our lists'
That's when the teacher finally sat down and cried. She cried for Mark and for all his friends who would never see him again.
The density of people in society is so thick that we forget that life will end one day. And we don't know when that one day will be. So please, tell the people you love and care for, that they are special and important.

I love y'uns!!! Truly I do.. even when y'as make me crazy as hell.. I do.. seriously.. I mean it.. Quit snickering damnit!

This next part.. just cracked me up.. and I felt it was also good advice. Shel may want to send it on to Iggy.. he could probably have it tattoo'd on somewhere useful.. ahem. :D

Quote of the day: Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

Yep.. good advice. *nods solemnly*

So anyway.. have a great week... enjoy your holidays... have fun.. do not let your family/friends/whomever drive you to drink unless you have a designated driver.

Love you my family. *hugs tight.. lots of wet smoochie kisses*

Songs to Stick in your Head

2008-12-06T09:39:00.003-05:00

Maybe it is because I just did not get enough sleep.. who knows why.. but I woke up this morning with this old song in my head. Sooooooooooo.. I went to google it and then found it on youtube. Not sure why.. but it reminds me of nyxie.. who could have only been like four or five when it came out.. so.. she probably has not heard it.

Here it is on Youtube. And if that one is not bad enough.. here is another one. lol

Brandon was giving me the funniest look when I listened to these. Like.. umm.. Mom.. have you lost it.. again??? *falls over giggling* Poor kid.. I drag him in here at least once a week to hear some song that is going to make him worry about my sanity.. such as it is.

Here is the one from last week. I told him this was one of the best songs EVER. It was another one stuck in my head. I was on a 50's kick last week. I now have most of the soundtrack from American Graffiti marked in my favorites. Mom has a double CD set of Dick Clark hits from the 50's that we have listened to for years.. so I know most of these songs too. lol So I got this song stuck in Brandon's head now. Evil Mom madness is contagious.. hehehe.

I do get some odd songs in my head from time to time. I will be sure to share them when they come to mind. I am hellful like that.. apparently I am no longer allowed to say I am helpful. Tony and Sheli agree I am very very hellful. *giggles*

Love y'uns!

*smooches*

P.S. This ought to give nyxie a heart attack.. two posts in one week! *laughs maniacally*

Thanksgiving and stuff

2008-12-02T15:43:00.004-05:00

Okay so after much much much MUCH nagging on the part of nyxie I am finally blogging again. Granted I have made her wait for two months, but I am not promising anything spectacular here. I will, however, try to post more often.

I managed to get out of the house finally. Yay me! The agoraphobia has been painfully in charge for the last several months.. so I had not been outside.. okay nobody faint here.. since July when I came back from Rachel's (my sister with the twins). I was starting to get a little stir crazy I guess, but not so much that the anxiety was pushed down enough for me to actually go somewhere. Going to Mom's (familiar territory) was safe.. so I went. Brandon and I spent a few days there over Thanksgiving.

We had a really wonderful turkey day. I almost stayed at Mom's and missed the activities because my arthritis in my legs was acting up, but one lil old hydrocodone later and I was on my way. I was nervous about going to my brother's house. I had not been there before and so I was not sure about maneuvering whatever steps or other mobility blocks I may have to encounter. I found when I got there that if Mom pulled right up in front I could just go down two steps.. walk three steps.. and I was inside.. where my wheelchair was already waiting for me. Easy peasy.. I was all set.

I know I had explained before about how my weight and legs keep me from getting around very well. Maybe now it is a little more clear about how this works against me with the agoraphobia too. It is bad enough having to go out.. but when I am going somewhere that I have never been.. the thought really terrifies me. Am I going to be able to get where I need to go before my legs give out.. am I going to fall... will I embarrass myself??? That is bad enough.. but the sociophobia makes it ten times worse if I am going to be in public. Doing this at a family encounter is not so bad. I know I have lots of love and support.. not to mention big guys to help me up. My brothers, brother-in-law and husband are all big strong guys. I am pretty safe there.

Soooooo.. for the actual deal. We had a ball. Seriously.. one of the best Thanksgivings I have ever had. There was way too much food, but it was all fabulous. We had a great time just spending time together. I always enjoy time with my family so much. We fight once in a while, but for the most part we really just laugh a lot and get along so well. My brother had a couple from church there. So that was a little more anxiety, but the people were so nice, and I was with family, so it was all really no problem. In fact, I really look forward to seeing them again at other family get-togethers I enjoyed them so much.

My brother has a Wii. I told Tony we have to have one. He says maybe in March.. we will see. Brandon and I had so much fun playing the Wii with everyone. Brandon kicked butt on almost everything he played, and I even beat my sister-in-law when we played tennis on it. I can play from my wheelchair! *laughs* I found out that I have a mean backhand. It really was a ball, and I think it would be good exercise for Brandon and for me as well if we had one. I know it would encourage me to move more, and that is always a good thing.

Brandon spent the rest of the weekend with Tony's sister. I was supposed to spend the time there too, but due to the monthly hell I came home. I just did not feel like dealing with it away from home. It was nice to have some time with Tony. We played some games on the computer together, and watched some TV.. hung out.. talked a lot. I never get tired of that. We really do enjoy our time, and we have such interesting conversations some times.

Oh.. if you like Sci Fi.. you have to check out Sci Fi channel's program called Sanctuary. It has Amanda Tapping in it. She was on Stargate SG-1. Tony and I love it. We watch it on the internet.. from the Sci Fi channel website. Check it out.

Okay.. this should be more than enough to satisfy nyxie.. lol. I am going to go help the kid do homework since he just walked in.

Love y'all. *smooches*

TENJOOBERRYMUDS

2008-10-05T22:43:00.002-04:00

Be patient, take a break and read this through. When you reach the end, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND:

"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees..morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh.... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... don't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side"

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do, don't you!

GOD Bless America

*giggles* I had to share that. My sister Jenny sent it.

The weekend was quiet. I missed Tony. Brandon and I had a good time watching movies and stuff. Tony is home, and the house is no longer quiet, but boy are we glad he is home. I love you all.

*smooches*

Movies, the weekend and the kid

2008-10-03T12:23:00.003-04:00

Well the weekend is here, and Tony will be leaving for Chattanooga in a bit. I hate it when he is gone all weekend, but I also understand that his mom has no one else to help her do the things around the house that she is no longer capable of doing herself.

Realizing that we would not have time to spend together this weekend we stayed up late last night watching movies and stuff. Tony managed to find a decent copy of The Dark Knight, Hancock, The Lost Boys II: The Tribe (or whatever it is called.. Tony came in and told me what it was as he was reading what I had already written over my shoulder. Thanks baby!), and a really awesome copy of Ironman.

I had seen Ironman before, but it was a bad cam copy the first time.. so we watched this newer copy earlier this week. I liked the movie.. both times. I always loved Robert Downey Jr. It really bothered me when he lost his mind a few years ago. I wondered if we were ever going to get to see him act again, and I am relieved and happy for him that he managed to pull his shit together. Ironman is good if you like big, loud, noisy, violent hero movies. Obviously in this house we do as three of the four movies downloaded this week are that type of movie. lol

Last night we watched The Dark Knight. I had seen the prequel, Batman Begins, and I had really enjoyed this take on the Batman story. I finally felt like I had a better understanding of the wheres and the whys of how the character was turned into this dark vigilante. The Dark Knight carries on, and the Batman is really pushed to his limits by the Joker. It is a long movie, and is very dark, but the story is good if you are a superhero type fan... and I am. You do have to pay attention or you can get a little lost, and some of the plot twists are tricky. It was well worth the time though.

I have to admit I was a little hesitant about watching this movie at first. After all the hoopla about Heath Ledger dying I was not sure I wanted to see him play this character. I am glad I have though. I was a little sad knowing it was one of his final performances, but he did an amazing job. He really pulled out all the stops to make the Joker come alive. It makes me wonder if the day in and day out of being the Joker did not contribute to some of the problems that caused his death. I had seen, and had loved, him in The Patriot and Casanova. I liked him in both. There will be another movie coming out next year that was his final project, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. I never saw Brokeback Mountain, and I am not sure I want to see it, but I will try to see this other movie when it is released.

Brandon and I are going to watch Hancock this weekend, and I will wait for Tony to see The Lost Boys. I know there are a few other movies we will be watching this weekend too, but I am going to let Brandon pick a couple as we get to spend Mom & kidling time. We always miss Tony when he goes, but we try to make up for his absence by cooking stuff we think he does not like as much, and goofing off more. Brandon makes sure the house is all locked up at night, and that everyone (menagerie included) is all tucked in for the night.

Oh.. and the menagerie has grown. We now have four dogs (three chihuahuas, and a beagle mix), two cats, three box turtles, two painted turtles, nine black rat snakes, one albino corn snake, fifteen 1' gold fish, two salt water aquariums, and I think we are ordering the partridge in the pear tree next week. Oh.. my tom cat has a girlfriend, and although she is feral she still comes up on the porch to eat from his food dish.. so I guess we sorta have three cats. I will be inheriting more cats soon. My sister-in-law needs a home for a handful of cats she has at her old house. I think between the black rat snakes Tony released in the back yard this year and all the cats the field mice won't have a chance.

Maybe we won't have to catch and release any of the little suckers this year. Last year we had a couple try to move in when the cold set in outside. Poor Brandon got a lesson in the way life works this last year. He was really proud of himself for having caught one of the mice that had gotten into the house.. and he took it out to the edge of the woods to release it. He did not pay any attention to my tomcat (KC.. short for kamikaze cat) following him as KC always follows him around the yard. So when Brandon let the mouse go, KC pounced.. and before Brandon could say a word KC had the little thing dead and was smiling up at Brandon like.. See what I did? Aren't I the shit?!?! Brandon was bummed out until we reminded him that KC was only doing his job. lol.. he accepted that.. but he was still a little pissed off at KC for a while.

Okay.. this should be long enough that even the nyxinator cannot bitch, and I want to get off here to spend some time with Tony before he leaves.

Love y'all!
*smooches*

Gettin the monkey off my back =Þ

2008-09-24T17:42:00.009-04:00

Okay.. nyx is bitching at me again.. so I am posting something to get her off my ass. I love how she lowercases, goes back to slave.. and becomes even bossier than before. :P

She did send me something to read first.. so I guess that helps. Man who had sex with sheep won't appear on sex offender registry, court rules

Why not.. bestiality.. PETA.. all sorts of interesting stuff there. Does this count as a post?

By the way.. I finally remembered to post this.. so here ya go, nyx.

There is a post coming, but this is just for now.

Love y'all.

*smooches*

The S^S Pantherbitches (and other bitches we love) Theme Song

2008-09-09T13:53:00.004-04:00

OMG.. I found this song.. and I immediately thought of Kay.. then I realized.. it fit all of us in one way or another. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. I am enclosing the link to listen to it on YouTube, and the lyrics so you can follow along if you like. I am just helpful that way. *grins*

It's A Great Day To Whoop Somebody's Ass by Paul Thorn

Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right?
You're wife starts bitchin' 'bout whatever it was she was bitchin' about last night.
So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne,
But after you finish your business, the toilet paper's gone.

Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass

Well I was runnin' late for work so I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray

Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

When I finally made it to work, I was 15 minutes late.
I told my boss about the flat tire, but he fired me anyway.
So here I am out in the parkin' lot just waitin' by his Corvette,
I'm gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget.

Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

*giggles* I liked that for some reason.

I found this along with several other songs I had not heard in ages.. including 'The Man Song', and 'The Woman Song'. The ones I particularly wanted nyxie to listen to when she is able though (not sure why they made me think of her *blinks*) were 'The Revenge Song' and 'I Hope You Die'

*smooches* Love y'all!

Post damnit.. post!

2008-09-08T17:17:00.004-04:00

Nyxie: you dont post nearly often enough
Paula: lol
Paula: I wondered how long it would take you
Nyxie: post damnit.. post
Nyxie: lol
Nyxie: about.. this long
Nyxie: now post
Paula: Yes mistress.. remind me to get right on that *smartass salute*
Nyxie: Dont make me beat you
Nyxie: lol
Paula: Promises promises.. like that is supposed to be a deterrent???
Nyxie: Okay if you post I promise to beat you?Nyxie: lol
Paula: Damn.. now see that is tempting. lol
Nyxie: lmao
Nyxie: post
Paula: *ties you to the post and goes back to munching on Pringles*
Nyxie: Hey!
Nyxie: Cut that out!
Paula: What? It seemed like the obvious solution to me. lol
Nyxie: LOL
Nyxie: It is not!
Paula: I can put some bus straps on the top if that will make you feel better. *grins*
Nyxie: Yes, yes it will.
Nyxie: lolol
Paula: LOL

She just said post.. nothing specific. Here ya go Nyxie. *grins*

*smooches*

Love y'all!

Well hell no!

2008-09-03T12:27:00.007-04:00

Ugh! Thankfully the hormonal overcharge is on the downswing. Does that mean I am going to cry any less? Well hell no! I am a serious mess. Everything is making me feel weepy and stupid. The weepies are making me feel stupid, not the everything.

Tony sent me a file the other night and says, "Don't read that unless you want to get the sniffles." Given my current emotional state you would think I would steer clear, right? Well hell no! Curiosity got the best of me, and I read it. I did not get the sniffles. I was bawling my eyes out.. sobbing. He says, "Well I told you it made me get the sniffles!!" Umm.. no.. he said it would give me the sniffles.. if it gave him the sniffles I was bound to feel like I lost my mother or something... or damned near. I was not happy with him for a while.

In my defense.. the stupid file is about a dog taken to a shelter and put to sleep.. from the dog's perspective... *blinks* What? I am made of stone? He knows I am a weeping, hormonal mess. Ya think maybe he could have remembered and just not shared. Well hell no!

I must say here that I am not always weepy though. Some times I am just flat out bitchy. Oh yeah.. the other side of the pendulum is that everything is pissing me off.. everything that is not making me cry that is.. well.. actually some things are doing both. I may post more about that later.

Bless his heart.. Tony really is very patient most of the time. So is Brandon. I guess they have to be to live with me. Thankfully I have Karen and Sheli to bitch to about stuff too. It really helps, and keeps me from just killing someone. Nyxie is helpful.. but she is much more likely to encourage homicide.. so we talk about other things. lol

Well I love y'all. More later.. I guess.. if I feel like it. *smooches*

Do I feel like getting offline to start my chores. Well hell no!

OMG.. Mom quit crying!

2008-08-30T13:37:00.000-04:00

I have heard that females that hang out with each other long enough will all eventually cycle together.. no not bicycle.. I mean the lovely monthly visitor we all so hormonally enjoy... by whatever name you call it. I have to admit I am surprised however when even most of my online girlfriends seem to be on the same cycle I am too though.

Nyxie said she is crying at commercials. Lucky you.. I do not even have that excuse! Karen is pissed at me for starting.. because I started Thursday night, called her to complain about it, and then she started Friday morning. Sorry Karen!

Brandon brought me a glass of lemonade the other day, and I thanked him for it. The next thing I know I am thinking about how much I appreciate him.. what a good kid he is.. and *POOF* I am bawling my eyes out. He thought he had accidentally gotten me the wrong thing or something, and I told him... no no no.. it is okay... bear with me I am hormonal. He did what he usually does. Rolled his eyes and sighed.. then went back to Youtube. However.. about the fifth time I started crying because of something he did yesterday.. He was over it. "OMG, Mom! Quit crying! It is okay. I like doing stuff for you. Yes I know you appreciate me, but please stop crying!" Then he rolled his eyes and went back to Youtube again.

I live in a house full of guys. Tony.. Brandon.. and now Tony's best friend (practically since birth) is living with us too. Privacy is a joke at best on a normal day, but now you can forget it. The little house we rent has one bathroom, and the only way to get to it is.. Tada! by walking through my bedroom. So needless to say my room is generally Grand Central Station morning and night. Thankfully Karen comes over with her daughter at least once a week to help me dispel the testosterone poisoning in the house.

There is an upside though. The guys know I am "a bit" bitchy and hormonal now, and so I sit here in my room, in my bed.. alone (*sighs peacefully for the moment*), and drinking a cup of coffee while I do my email and stuff. They are afraid I will start crying if they bug me too much. *giggles* Maybe there are advantages afterall.

Another Darn Survey Thingamabob

2008-08-28T18:12:00.000-04:00

1) Favorite hobby?
Reading

2) How do you feel about your ex?
I wish he would permanently disappear, never to be heard from again.

3) Do you own guns?
Not any more.

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
None. I really hate the Sonic commercials so I am boycotting.

5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Nope.

6) What do you think of hot dogs?
I think if they do not quit talking to me we are going to have a problem. No... really.. they do. I like them otherwise.

7) Favorite Christmas song?
Hard to pick one.. but I guess my favourites are O Holy Night, and Silent Night.

8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water, coffee on the weekends.

9) Can you do push ups?
I do every day.. push my ass up off the bed.. push my ass up off the couch..

10) Can you do a pull up?
Sure.. I pull up my favourite blankie when I get chilly.

11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
The ring Mom brought me back from California.. silver with abalone shell.

12) Do you like blue cheese?
Noooo thank you.

13) Ever been in a car wreck?
Several.. that is why I have arthritis and problems walking now.

14) Do you have ADD?
Huh? Me? Have ADD.. umm.. Wait.. what was the question again?

15) What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
That my natural ability to help others cannot be shared with the world. :D

16) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
~I need to repaint my toenails.
~I wonder if Tony is fixing dinner or if it is my turn?
~Thank gods I do not have to go to Chattanooga this weekend!

17) Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
Crystal light lemonade, bagels & Q-tips

18) Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Water, sugar-free lemonade, coffee

19) Current worry?
How to pay the doctor so Tony can have his shoulder fixed or at least checked out.

20) Current hate right now?
I hate that Tony is in pain.

21) How did you bring in the New Year!
I really cannot remember. That happens a lot though.

22) Where would you like to be right now?
At Mom's.. hanging out with my sisters and Mom.

23) Name three people who might complete this?
I doubt anyone else will since I am posting it to my blog.. of course I would not be posting it if Sheli had not started this in the first place.. and then Nyxie named me as the person she thought would do it next.. geez.. *sighs melodramatically*

24) Do you own slippers?
Yes.. I think.

25) What shirt are you wearing?
A coral coloured nightgown/shirt with white trim.. Very comfy!

26) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
No.. too hot and slidy.

27) Can you whistle?
Yeppers

28) Would you be a pirate?
Only if Sheli and Nyxie were with me.. what fun would it be otherwise?

29) What songs do you sing in the shower?
Whatever comes to mind.. if my mind is working that day.. some days it is Sheli's turn for the brain.. so who knows what I do those days.

30) Favorite girls name?
Genevieve

31) Favorite boys name?
Gabriel

32) What is in your pocket?
No pockets

33) The last thing that made you laugh?
Listening to Brandon laugh at a video he was watching on Youtube.

34) Best bed sheets as a child?
White with California poppies all over them. Gram bought them and made me curtains and a comforter to match.

35) Worst injury?
Having cellulitis and strep throat.. being in the hospital for two weeks with blisters from my toes to my hip on my left leg. Sheli still chews my ass about not going to the doctor sooner.

36) Do you like where you live?
Yes I do.. love to see the woods all around my house.

37) How many TVs do you have in your house?
At least three.

38) Who is your loudest friend?
Probably my sister-in-law, Christy

39) Does someone have a crush on you?
No.. but Nyxie lied.. iggy loves her, and likes to chase her up trees.

40)Favorite book?
I really cannot pick just one.

41) What is your favorite candy?
Peppermint candies.

42) Favorite Sports Team?
None

43) What song do you want played at your funeral?
None.. I do not want a funeral. Just cremate me and dump my ashes in the ocean.. preferably La Jolla.

44) What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Playing Sims2 probably.. while Tony surfed and kept saying.. honey look at this.. honey look at this.. every two minutes. lol

45) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?
Which time?